A Biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it
while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the Home Hardware store and bought a bucket
and an anvil. He stopped by the Feed store and picked up a couple of
chickens and a turkey. However, he now had a problem how to carry his entire
purchases home.
The Owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket
in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the turkey in your other
hand?"
"Hey thanks" the Biker said and out of the door he went. But in the parking
lot he was approached by an Old Lady, who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to Green Park
The Biker said, "Well as a matter of fact, I live in Green Park . Let's take
a short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The Old Lady looked him over cautiously, and then said, "I am a lonely widow
without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley
you won't hold me up against the wall, pull my skirt up and ravish me?"
The Biker said "Holy smoke lady, I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens and a turkey. How in the world could I possibly hold you against
the wall and do that?"
The Old Lady said "Set the turkey down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens.....
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/Bjørn
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